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Anderson Cooper Comes Out

Surprising absolutely no one, A-Coop came out as a full-blown HOMERSEXTICAL today. Welcome out, Andy!

Next time I see him on the street, I'll have to congratulate him in person

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Anderson Cooper Has A Giggle Fit Over Dyngus Day

The Day Anderson Cooper Prevented Me From Eating Fried Chicken - But Almost Gave Me A Heart Attack Anyway

Earlier in the week I had a Close Encounter of the Gay Kind - I passed Anderson Cooper on the street near my job.

It was lunchtime and my evil "FUCKIT!" switch had gone off – telling my brain that we were HONGRAY for Fried Chicken. The nearby Gourmet Garage (it’s like a condensed version of Whole Foods) always has some pretty good chicken at their deli counter, so off I went to satisfy my craving.

But immediately after crossing the street I noticed a silver-haired hottay coming right at me. It didn’t take long to realize that this was uber-Journamalist, A-Gay, and Vanderbilt Jeans heiress Anderson Cooper.

But DAMN – that Queen moves fast! I hesitated for a second, but then thought it would be a hoot to get a picture for my DustBunnies (talk about journamalism!). So I went on the chase…

I had no idea that the descendants of Commodore Vanderbilt were frickin’ built for speed. ACoop was moving faster than me at an all-you-can-eat Arby’s Buffet or Charlie Sheen on his way out the door of Rehab. Darlings, he was putting FloJo to shame on the streets of NYC. Needless to say, I never caught up to him – and was only able to snap this very blurry picture (top) while on the move.

My moment with Anderson Cooper, however, DID make me forget about Fried Chicken AND it prompted me to get a little exercise. So there’s that.

But next time, dear Andy, cut a fat girl a break and slow down a little. No need to kill a biatch...

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Real World's JD Ordonez - NOH8

Real World Brooklyn cutie J.D. Ordonez gets the silver duct tape treatment and poses for Adam Bouska's NOH8 Campaign. And looks EXTREMELY good while doing so, I might add.

You can see my previous post on Mr. Ordonez (who allegedly dated Anderson Cooper!) HERE.

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Wishful Thinking: CNN Gay Trifecta

Lemon, Cooper, Holmes: Gayfecta???

As many of you know by now - it was announced today that CNN weekend prime time anchor Don Lemon (above left) comes out in his new book - Transparent. Which leaves CNN with one openly gay anchor (Lemon) and one not-so-openly gay anchor (Anderson Cooper). I know I'm being greedy, but can we send in the top-secret Gay Recruitment Team Six (code name: "Squad Channing-LuPone") to recruit/convert the delicious TJ Holmes (below) to our team??  Pleeeeaaaaassse??????

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Anderson Cooper And Hot Piece Hit Mardi Gras

Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend Benjamin Maisani ride atop a float during the Endymion parade yesterday in New Orleans. It's a damn shame that Benjamin wasn't shirtless - because THIS is what's lurking underneath that suit:

Yes, Big Ben was a shirtless bartender before he became a bar owner-slash-celebrity arm candy. Anderson Cooper is one lucky Biatch...

Source: Gawker

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White Meat Monday - From The Celebrity File

Kellan Lutz (Twilight)

Andy Cooper

Henry Cavill (The Tudors)

Colin Egglesfield (canceled Melrose Place remake)

Jakey G (every gay man's imaginary boyfriend) and his Beard

Ian Somerhalder (Lost, Vampire Diaries)

Alex O'Loughlin (upcoming Hawaii 5-0 remake)

Andy Cooper and his Hot Piece

Anderson Cooper and (alleged) boyfriend Benjamin Maisani were recently photographed leaving the gym together in NYC - much to the dismay of Michael K at DLISTED.

By the looks of those guns on Andy and Benji, these trips to the gym seem to be paying off.

Happy Birthday to Gloria and Patty

Happy Birthday to Anderson Cooper's proud mama - Gloria Vanderbilt - who turns 86 today.  It is also the 56th birthday of fellow NYC socialite (and former beret-wearing bank-robber) Patty Hearst.

Television Cuties

I've noticed some (formerly unknown to me) hotties appearing on my TV screen during the last few weeks. One of them is Haaz Sleiman - who plays a gay muslim nurse on Nurse Jackie. Has anyone seen that show? I LOVE it, but then again I'd pay money to watch Edie Falco (below) alphabetize her spice rack: "Allspice ... Basil ... Bay Leaf ... Cardamom ... ".

Yet another season of The Real World has begun (In Roman Numerals, this is Season XXVIIXXCCVIIXCCV), and this time they're in Cancun. And YES, there is the requisite Gay - and he's a cute New Mexico native named Derek Chavez...

I saw former Daddy of the Day Alex Castro on the History Channel playing Hannibal (the military dude from Carthage - NOT Hannibal Lector). All Alex had to do was look stern and flex his muscles ... so naturally he was PERFECT for the part...

I recently noticed cutie Douglas Spain playing the role of "Raul Arias" on one of my favorite shows, CSI Miami. Once I saw him I just had to fire up The Google and find out more...

I dont watch So You Think You Can Dance that much, but I was sad to see cutie Jonathan Platero get sent home...

And, finally, it looks like television hottie Anderson Cooper has found a great big giant hunk of gorgeousness to go "bike-riding" with. Get it, Girl!

I'm Hanging With Anderson Cooper Tonight...

I'll be at Radio City Music Hall tonight for their "Speakers Series". If you recall, I WON two free tickets from Joe.My.God.

Anderson Cooper will be interviewing D.L. Hughley, Ariana Huffington, and homophobic asshat Mike Huckabee. I hope Andy dresses casually - he looks great in jeans and a Polo shirt...

I'll give you a little recap tomorrow.

I Am A WINNER!!

Dust Bunny Mike In Bama just sent me an email (he has my direct email address at work) urging me to go to Joe.My.God. It turns out I was one of the winners of Joe's special "Swag Thursday" giveaway! I have won a pair of tickets to the Radio City Music Hall Speaker Series for March 31st. That evening, Anderson Cooper will conduct a live interview with D.L. Hughley, Ariana Huffington, and AssHat Mike Huckabee.

I had forgotten about commenting on JMG's Swag post - but I'm SOOO pleasantly surprised to actually win something!! I haven't been to Radio City Music Hall in ages (it's only a few blocks from my apartment) - and it will be interesting to see this non-traditional 'live entertainment'. I will make sure to give you all a full recap.

I know I have mentioned this before, but for those of you who enjoy my blog - you can thank Joe.My.God for inspiring me to start DavidDust. He is simply a SUPERSTAR in my world - and his blogging made me want to start a blog of my own. Joe is so MAJOR, that I was too intimidated to introduce myself to him at a Prop 8 protest. I know - I'm a friggin' wuss...

By the way - anyone want to go with me?? Seriously, my Best Friend would rather pull off his fingernails with needle-nose pliers that listen to people talk about politics. So if you are going to be in NYC on March 31st, send me an email.

>P, b!

"Real World" Papi of the Day - J.D. Ordonez

Yesterday I featured Real World: Brooklyn hottie Scott Herman. Today I am featuring his housemate - J.D. Ordonez. This openly gay 23-year-old was born and raised in Florida and went through a difficult childhood due to his homophobic father. When J.D. was a young boy, his Grandmother brought him to Sea World, where he fell in love with the Dolphins.

J.D. recently graduated from the University of Miami with a degree in Marine Biology. While still in school, Ordonez became one of the youngest Dolphin Trainers in the world - a job he still holds today.

A few EXTREMELY interesting things about J.D. - He is rumored to have dated Anderson Cooper and he apparently requires extra-large condoms although he claims not to have used them in the Real World house.

Aye Papi!