Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Chef Academy - Episode 3 - Suzanne's Psychic Friends Network


Did anyone else watch Chef Academy last night? Let me give you a quick recap, which you could apply to each and every episode...

1. Chef Jean-Cristophe Novelli teaches the students something.
2. The students must re-create Novelli's dish for their challenge.
3. Hunkalicious hottie Emmanuel cuts himself and bleeds.
4. Two or three of the women doubt themselves.
5. Novelli tastes the students dishes and pretends to throw up.
6. Psyche! "Zis wuz fabooluss!", Novelli admits.
7. Kup and Kyle bond and do well.
8. Some of the women do not.
9. Suzanne (below) is "fabooluss", no matter what she does.



Seriously, I've just recapped EVERY EPISODE. Learn it.

Speaking of Suzanne ... she is PSYCHIC!!! She has ESPN!!! On last night's episode she pulled Novelli aside and assured him that his pregnant fiancee would be having a boy. And sure enough...


A bouncing baby boy ("Jean") was born on August 29th! Miss Cleo ain't got NOTHING on Miss Suzanne and her Psychic Spray Tan!!

Seriously, Chef Academy would be so boring if not for the fabulous Suzanne Winn. Last night we learned that her husband is a "Big Game Hunter", and they have an entire room filled with dead animals hunting trophies.


But one of the funniest lines of the night came from Novelli, when he described Suzanne's husband's trophy room as a "Dry Circus". Fabooluss!!

Did anyone else watch last night? What did you think?

5 comments:

mikeinbama said...

Sign up for the bowl game challenge. I'm not taking no for an answer...hahahaha

Jimmy said...

I'm kind of loving this show. Maybe it's because I get so woozy whenever Emmanuel is on the TV screen.
Suzanne only has one more strike before she's off, so she needs to step it up.

the dogs' mother said...

Who the Hell shoots a giraffe?!?! And an elephant??
I agree Suzanne makes the show.
I tune out about the time Novelli starts his middle school antics - I get enough of that with the Lost Boys and I have NO PATIENCE with it.

Joy said...

I'm so glad you wrote about this! I asked the same question on my blog today. I did a Bernice and wrote that he said "dead zoo" instead of "dry circus." The assistant Joel was hilarious talking about it, too. No kidding, who shoots a giraffe? Isn't it illegal to shoot some of those animals? It should be.

Suzanne cracks me up, and Emmanuel is supposed to show some skin next week.

Your recap was completely accurate! Novelli the Prankster gets a little old. He's done it enough now. Faboolus - oh yes.

Anonymous said...

Tracie's penis and cigarette breads were hilarious. She turned beet red in the face when the chef questioned her choice of shapes, but he loved her creativity

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