Monday, December 14, 2009

Jersey Shore Report


I know many of you hate MTV's Jersey Shore, but I just can't get enough of that trashfest. So, if you posses "standards", or "taste", or "a brain" ... you may want to skip this post.

This week's big story: MTV decided it would NOT air footage of NYC gym teacherdouche Brad Ferro (below right) punching Snooki directly in her pickle-hole. Although many people have already seen it on Teh Innerwebz or on MTV promos for Thursday's episode.


MTV issued this statement:
"What happened to Snooki was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context not to show the severity of this act or resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in the face."

I love it - MTV all of a sudden has standards. Then how do they explain that horrible Is She Really Going Out With Him show?

And in, perhaps, even BIGGER news ... Jersey Shore cast member Pauly D says that he, unlike a certain cute Alaskan, would have no problem "showing the goods"...


And, as we found out in this Jersey Shore scene, Pauly would be showing off some JEWELRY in addition to his meat and potatoes...


Ouch! Finally, if you would like to find out your Jersey Shore Nickame, go HERE. Mine is "The Blowout" ... what's yours?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to see that piercing!

me said...

I think we might bew soul mates between the arby's and tv selections.

My name would be Natural Light. I guess I'm a beer.

Paul Benjamin said...

Jersey Shore is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. Sometimes, its great to see people acting a certain way because it helps you to realize how NOT to act.

MTV is doing a community service. :)

David Dust said...

Michael - I want to see it too!

Ousslander - "Natural Light" could also refer to the blond streaks in your "blowout" or "poof" hairdo. :)

Paul - I never thought of it like that. MTV IS providing a service. And the eye candy ain't bad either.

XOXOXOXOXOXO

Kailyn said...

My name is Sookie which really works since my ghetto nickname is Pookie.

Anonymous said...

I'm K-Train

Anonymous said...

I possess neither class nor standards, but I also do not possess cable TV. I DID see the footage of her getting punched. I am ashamed to say I laughed.

My Jersey shore nickname is J-Pop and damn, I like it!

Wonder Man said...

I can't watch it. But I might

Mr.Mischief said...

My jersey shore name is The Body...lol

kayce. said...

mine is k-pow, obviously! :D so crazy. i'm glad i saw this post, b/c i need to see if the new ep is on OnDemand, LOL.

Mark in DE said...

Ah, so muc tasteless TV, so little time.

My JS name is The Condition. WTF...

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