According to Joe.My.God, Nevada's legal brothels have been granted permission to add male Ho's to their stables, after battling over the wording of STD testing laws. Apparently the law specified a "cervical exam" for all working gals, which apparently men can't have. I guess I should have paid more attention in Health Class because I could have sworn I've been "examined" in a similar manner...
AnyWHORE (literally), the owner of the Shady Lady got the Nevada State Board of Health to ad urethral exams to the guidelines - thus allowing men to peddle their goods just like the women. God Bless America.
So, I'm thinking ... next Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend at The Shady Lady??? There is something there for EVERYONE!
Also, I would just like to add this: "Shady Lady" is the best name for a Ho-house EVER. Just saying...
UPDATE FROM TOWLEROAD: George Flint (below) - a former minister who is now a political lobbyist for Nevada'spimps brothel owners - announced that this could be like "Pearl Harbor" for the Nevada Ho business - because many find the idea of male's in the business "repugnant":
AnyWHORE (literally), the owner of the Shady Lady got the Nevada State Board of Health to ad urethral exams to the guidelines - thus allowing men to peddle their goods just like the women. God Bless America.
So, I'm thinking ... next Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend at The Shady Lady??? There is something there for EVERYONE!
Also, I would just like to add this: "Shady Lady" is the best name for a Ho-house EVER. Just saying...
UPDATE FROM TOWLEROAD: George Flint (below) - a former minister who is now a political lobbyist for Nevada's
'We’ve worked hard for years to make the traditional brothel business in this state socially acceptable an something we can be proud of".
Obviously this dude doesn't understand the idea of "irony". Basically, this FORMER MINISTER is saying that paying women for a little action is "socially acceptable" - thanks, no doubt, to his lobbying efforts. But the same situation involving men is "repugnant".
I'm sorry buddy, but I'm pretty sure the definition of "repugnant" is whatever it is you and your wife do in between the sheets. Ewwwwwww.
7 comments:
I don't even want to think about how you would take a pap smear from a man's urethra!
I think this is the perfect place for the next Dust Bunny Weekend!
Dag ... this would have been THE second career when I retired from boxing ..! And I legitimately like Vegas too!!
I was going to say do I hear road trip in the future!
it's so funny to me how many of these brothel owners and committee members have these "traditionalist" views... i was watching a documentary on heidi fleiss via HBO OnD, she's trying to open a male brothel in NV, and having the same problem w/ the whole "only women can be prostitutes" thing. so stupid.
that said, this is one DDW that i would be SURE to come to (pun intended).
If this is the "urethra test" where the doc sticks a pipe cleaner up your wang, good luck finding any whores to submit to that on a regular basis.
America: its all about equality!
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