Saw these hysterical Michael Kor(ange)s "quotes" on tumblr and simply had to share:
"It looks like you pulled the carpet out the bathroom of a cheap motel in Dallas, dragged it through Baghdad behind a tank, then sewed a corpse on it and shot it into outer space where it collided with an asteroid made of dog s#!t".
"It looks like you took a pup tent, smeared it with aardvark afterbirth, set it on fire, and beat the flames out with Joan Rivers".
"It looks like you skinned a giant Three-Toed Sloth, sewed the whole thing into the shape of a potato sack, filled it with pus, then had it run over multiple times by a food truck that specializes in Greek cuisine. In the rain!"
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*snort* i can hear his voice saying these things....
xxalainaxx
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