Does Mistress Maddie Know About This?

For you new DustBunnies, Maddie is a BLOGGER and one of my dearest friends - who happens to refer to "her" husband as "The Boy Toy". She better hold onto the Boy Toy she has now, because she's not going to be able to run to McDonald's and pick up another one anytime soon - judging by this sign.

Speaking of Maddie, we are scheduled to meet up next weekend for a trip to the Bronx Zoo, followed by a night on the town (AKA bellying up to the bar at "The Urges"). And I cannot wait.

Maddie and I have been trying to go to the Zoo for YEARS, but every time she comes up we end up getting too drunk to make it out of the apartment before 2pm the next afternoon. Thus missing out on the Lions and Tigers and Bears. Oh my.

This time we have a plan. Maddie will drive to NYC on Saturday MORNING (we won't be hanging out on Friday night), and we'll go straight to the Bronz Zoo. THEN we'll go out and get our drink on.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong with such a foolproof plan???

What a Lovely Weekend!

I had such a great long weekend that I just had to share.  After all, it's not often that I make it to The Urges AND to Arby's - let alone all in the same weekend!

Friday night I met my blogger buddy Ivan from Queer Iv, and we headed to The Urge.  The dancers were Papilicious (like the one above) and the drinkies were tasty.  And as we walked in, both Ivan and myself were greeted with lovely crotchgrabs from some drunk at the bar! I thought the fine art of manhandling had been lost in the gay community - what with all the twittering, texting and craigslisting that goes on these days. Back in my day, when you thought someone was attractive, you walked up to them and got yourself a handful!  I'm glad to see this tradition lives on within the hallowed halls of The Urges.

As an added bonus, I got to meet longtime DustBunny Reid (and his delightful boyfriend) who were visiting from The Great White North.  It was wonderful to finally put a face to the name - and they were both just as sweet and fun as could be - as was my loyal companion Ivan.

The next afternoon (after I shook the drunken cobwebs from my brain), my BFF and I took a subway then a bus to Middle Village, Queens to feast on some delicious Roast Beef ...

It was WELL worth the schlep and the cuisine was delish - the perfect cure for the post-Urge hangovers.

Sunday and Monday were spent on the computer, doing household crap and basking in the glow of gogo's and curly fries.

How was YOUR weekend??

Tonight: I Support "The Arts"

The actions of each dancer were scrutinized with great care and any little mistake noted and remembered. The strain upon a dancer was consequently so great that when a fine dancer died soon after a feast it was said, "The peoples' looks have killed him." 

... Merle Colby, A Guide to Alaska: Last American Frontier (1941). On Tlingit feasts.

Yes BunnyNation, tonight you can find me belatedly celebrating my birfday by supporting the local "dance community" HERE.  If you would like to see a messy Blogger making a fool of himself, show up tonight after midnight and watch the magic happen.

Yes, Today Is My Birfday

Contrary to what my dear sister Maddie may think, TODAY is my birfday.  But let me tell you something young Bunnies - when you get to be 19 28 39 43 like I am, you really don't feel like celebrating.  In fact, this 21-second video sums up my feelings exactly...

Anywhore, right now I'm too broke to grope the dancers at "The Urges" (AKA The Urge Lounge) - but I will try and save my pennies to do that NEXT weekend.  I've been promised by a CERTAIN BLOGGER that he will accompany me to my favorite trashy bar and help me make a nuisance of myself - and I'm going to make him keep his promise.

Luckily my friends Shanta and Isabel took pity on me and are taking me out to dinner tonight.  We're going to try Amy Ruth's in Harlem for some authentic Southern cuisine and I can hardly wait.

I'm Getting A Visitor!

Yes BunnyNation, after two failed attempts (one thwarted by a hurricane and the other by a busy schedule) I finally get the opportunity to hang out with Dust Bunny Dan from Chicago!!  Dan is in NYC on business, and has decided to extend his stay over the weekend for some boozing and go-go fondling with little 'ole ME!

As a result, posting will be extremely light over the weekend because I will be drunk.  The plan is for me to finish my Project Runway recap tomorrow afternoon, pick Dan up, have some drinks, and end up at The Urge Lounge (AKA "The Urges") for the nightly "show"...

After all, Dan and I are both big supporters of "the arts" and we plan on doing WHATEVER WE CAN to help these "artists" ...

Wanna Hang With Some Dust Bunnies?

The next Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend is less than a week away, and if you are in the NYC area you should consider hanging out with us. This gathering will be a much more intimate affair, as many of the attendees from the first DDBW cannot make it this time. But some hardcore Bunnies will be representing, and you should plan on joining us.

Here is the schedule. Friday night (10/23) - Urge Lounge (AKA "The Urges") - 11 pm...

Urge is a TON of fun - with nice bartenders and a bunch of sexy go-go guys dancing on the bar. There is no cover to get in (bring I.D.) - just the cost of drinks and tips for the dancing beauties.

Urge is located in the East Village at 32 2nd Avenue (between 1st and 2nd Streets).

Saturday night (10/24). Pre-festivities private party (email me for details) - followed by the legendary Escuelita club at midnight.

Escuelita has been in Times Square forever - and the Latin papis and drag queen mamis still flock to this club. There is always SOMETHING going on, and the drag show is always a lot of fun...

Escuelita is located at 301 W. 39th Street (off of 8th Avenue)

If you have any questions, or need more information, please email me: daviddust@gmail.com.

Breaking Dust Bunny News...

Boy Ginger has confirmed for Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend!!!...

BTW - it would be nice if the Biatch showed up with some delicious Roast Beef since it's so hard to find around here - is all I'm saying. Anywhore, there is a rumor flying around that Boy Ginger just MIGHT be bringing along the Fabulous Miss Ginger Grant for a Saturday night appearance!!!...

So, for now it looks like we're headed to The Urges on Friday night, and then a trip to the famed Times Square show bar/disco Escuelita on Saturday. And, of course, our traditional trip to the Bronx Zoo during the day - which we never manage to do because of our hangovers. But maybe this time...

Won't you join us?!? If you have any questions, or just want to let me know that you're thinking about hanging out with us, please drop me a line: daviddust@gmail.com. Seriously, even if you've never commented or emailed - I would dearly love to meet you and we always have the best time.

Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend Fast Approaching!

DDBW II is just a couple of weeks away ... and we've just had another confirmation. Marker will be attending!...

Marker is the shirtless stud in the middle - the one hitting on my future ex-husband - Francois S (left). Remind me to have a discussion with Marker regarding this indescretion.

The only plan so far is that we will all be meeting at "The Urges" to fondle go-go's on Friday (Oct. 23). If you live in/near NYC - plan on joining us. The rest of the schedule will be determined in the near future. Possibilities for Saturday night include maybe hitting up Escuelita for the Drag Show and Papis, or maybe finishing the West Village Bar Tour we attempted during DDBW I.

And for those of you who have NOT confirmed yet, don't miss out on your chance to end up looking like THIS...

... with your Dust Bunny Family.

>P, B!

Guess Who Was "Dancing" at 'The Urges' Last Night?...

One of my favorite Papi Hunks EVER ... Rafael Leonidas!! He was extremely gorgeous and very sweet. When Rafael made his way over to us, I drunkenly introduced myself and gave him a DavidDust business card - and then I think I gushed some nonsense about being one of his "biggest fans"! OMG - I am SUCH a dork.

I also slipped quite a few dollar bills into Rafael's g-string...


Check out my last Rafael Leonidas post HERE. And you can visit Rafael's MySpace page HERE.

Go Go Saturday

Mistress Maddie, Miss Ginger Grant and I hit our favorite go-go boy bar - Urge (AKA "The Urges"). Oh ... Em ... Gee ... the dancers there are SO gorgeous and SO friendly. Of particular note were "Fernando" and the hottie with the extremely long ... um ... HOSE. Note: the pics above were not taken at The Urges - but there are some pictures on their Facebook PAGE.

Exhausted

Posting will be light this week (and nonexistant over the weekend) for the following reasons:

I'm tired.

"The Girls" (The Mistress Maddie and Miss Ginger Grant) will be in NYC this weekend - so I need to get my place looking more like a Manhattan apartment and less like a Crack Den in Newark.

My birthday is Wednesday - and the present I'm giving myself is "taking it easy".

I have a brand new kitty who thinks 2:30 AM is the PERFECT time to play. And I have a 12-year old kitty who would like to eat the new kitty for breakfast.

I need to rest-up for this weekend's festivities. I'm sure Maddie and Ginger will try to drag me (kicking and screaming, natch) to "The Urges" and force me to fondle go-go boys and drink Bacardi Limon. Bitches.

Pictures From Last Night

My camera is still in the gal's hotel room - but Zombie Mom (above) posted some pictures from last night's cocktail party. Go HERE to check them out.

I'm too hungover to tell you who everyone is... but if you're a long-time reader, you'll recognize many of the party-goers. We had a wonderful time.

After the party, Mistress Maddie, Boy Ginger, Howard and myself went to Urge (a stripper bar), and fondled some bar-dancing Papis. Good times.