"Dear David Dust -
I really like your blog! It is funny, sexy, and well-written - especially after 6 or 7 beers! Keep up the good work.
P.S. - I am a sexy white guy - could I be featured on White Meat Monday?
Thanks,
Wifebeater"
Dearest Wifebeater - your wish is my command!
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dear wifebeater - when you finish emailing david and drinking your 7th beer please come over to my house.
...and then when you're done with James....kindly make a visit to MY house. Thank you very much.
Dear Wifebeater - I have a six-pack in the fridge. You can drink mine if I can have a taste of yours.
James, Beth, and Howard - you are ALL Tranny Ho's. And I wouldn't trade you for the world.
xoxo
DD
They just fall into your lap, don't they, David my dear!
Joy...I WISH that were the case!
David, your comments always make me feel so good! I'll be your Dust-Tranny for life!
Dear Wifebeater:
When you are done with James, Beth, and Howard, then you can head over to my place. Because you are so hot, I will not mind sloppy fourths.
Marker...you are ALSO a Tranny Ho...and that would be "sloppy fifths" because I get him first.
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