According to the hysterical blog Hit Dan Back, here is an interesting text exchange between Tiger Woods and former Tool Academy Ho Jaimee Grubbs (above left) ...
Grubbs wonders: “Why I keep falling more and more for u .”
Woods’ unexpected reply: “Because I’m Blasian .”
Git it, Blasian Persuasian!! Ok, Tiger is attractive - but he ain't got nothing on Big Daddy Blasian Number One ... Tyson Beckford:
Ouch. That man is so gorgeous it hurts!!
More tidbits about Tiger. The New York Daily News REPORTS today that Woods paid for "professionals" ... often two at a time. "Former" (cough, cough) madam Michelle Braun (below right) tells the News that Tiger often spent $30,000 or $40,000 per weekend on "companionship":
"He could go for days," she said. "He'd pay a flat rate for an evening, but an evening would usually be extended. The girls would talk about his stamina."
And...
"He'd shower them with gifts, he was very polite and he was amazing in bed ... very sensual and well-endowed."
Git it, Blasian Persuasion!!
6 comments:
Tyson Beckford...
I want to go there!
Well endowed... I wanna see.
Me too
me three!!!!!
eewwww... settle down, you skanky hos. i'd do tyson but not tiger.
although tyson is a bit ghetto trash. a friend, who's a designer for a famous brand, told me that tyson showed up at the brand's launching party at its posh 5th avenue store. tyson starts taking merchandise left and right as if it was his right to just get "gifts." classy...
I think I'd pick LeTigre before Tyson.
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