Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I Guess Someone Had a Case of the Mondays


Don't Mess...


Steven Slater (above) a flight attendant with Jet Blue, couldn't get an unruly passenger to RESPECT HER AUTHORITAH yesterday upon arrival at JFK.  So, like any self-respecting Queen, she cursed his ass out over the public adress system, grabbed a couple beers from the galley, and ACTIVATED THE EMERGENCY SLIDE where she proceeded to slide her fabulous ass onto the tarmac.  Steven then sashayed to her apartment in - where else - Queens (where Mr. Slater was later arrested).  I'm just hoping Steven lit a cigarette and, in her best Joan Collins voice, spat out the words - "I will DESTROY You!" to the unruly bastard while blowing smoke in his face.


UPDATE:  According to Dlisted - when the cops knocked on Steven's door, Miss Thang was getting busy with her M-A-N.  Biatch is HARD CORE.

In the category of "Best Exit By An Angry Queen", the Judges give Steven Slater ...


TEN ... TEN ... TENS ACROSS THE BOARD!!!!  Come collect your Trophy, Girl!!!!



9 comments:

Tricky said...

Gurl, she worked it. But she should have bitch slapped that motherfucker first, then did her Cat Girl exit. MEOW!!!! I still love JetBlue!

Unknown said...

Laugh Out Loud!

Tivo Mom said...

Hilarious. Just saw the update that he was with his man. Nice! What a way to exit...

mrs.missalaineus said...

what is gonna happen to the stank ass bitch who thought she was above following directions? had that bag hit someone other than our hero, the victim would of been able to sue him, the airline and the douche who chose to not follow directions....i say this guy should be made a hero. no one should have to be made to take abuse from other people continually as a part of 'customer service' and be expected to be mute or even courteous back.

xxalainaxx

Robert Kent said...

Loved it...now that was an exit interview :)

Joy said...

Too funny! Just saw this on Countdown. Keith embellished with an animated re-enactment.

Unknown said...

funny, i read a report that quoted his "ex-wife"?????

Unknown said...

also, i read that the passenger he had a fight with was a woman, and they had it going from the beginning of the flight, and got worse at landing?

Anonymous said...

He is my hero. Seriously.

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