Thursday, November 18, 2010

What If I Just Want The Enhanced Pat-down?


Must you actually purchase a plane ticket in order to qualify for this? Or can you just show up at an airport security checkpoint and request an enhanced pat-down? Because at this point I'll take what I can get.



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9 comments:

Wonder Man said...

He has to be hot, so I can get into it

Psychomom said...

And why is it when I charge for the 'enhanced pat-down' they call it illegal. Damn double standards!

Mr.Mischief said...

You just gave me an idea for bedroom roll playing...lol

Miss Ginger Grant said...

Maybe at least that will encourage you to get on a plane and fly down to Texas to see your dear, lonely sister!

Robert-Kent said...

I wanna sign up for the super enhanced...it's all that and a bag a chips ;-)

mrs. miss alaineus said...

i wonder what happens if someone requests a happy ending?


xxalainaxx

Mechadude2001 said...

LOFL

Sam said...

Well do we have to actually board a plane or purchase a plane ticket? Crank the car Sis, we are going to the Airport!! And on our way we are going to stop at Urges and pass out Job Apps, those young men could use a decent job.

Marker said...

@Miss Alaineus - LOL! Seriously.

There are a few TSA-ers in Terminal One for whom I am looking forward to "Opting Out".

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