Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Ho's Are Coming Outta The Woodwork


Every Ho in Hotown is now claiming to be having an affair with Tiger Woods. This phenomenon is known as "CanIGetaCheck-itis".

The latest chaste maiden to claim access to Tiger's "back nine" is Jaimee Grubbs (above). You might remember her as the Ho who was on the first episode of Tool Academy.

Jaimee was the one who brought her "boyfriend" Shawn (below) onto the show. Then, during episode two, Shawn's real girlfriend Aida showed up - and Jaimee hightailed it outta there. Of course later in the season a THIRD gal showed up claiming to be pregnant with Shawn's baby. Tool Academy can get complicated - you've got to pay attention!


But seriously, I would like to take this opportunity to make an announcement: I HAVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH TIGER WOODS. After all, you know how I feel about a man with nice guns...


Can I get a check for that?!? To read more about Jaimee's lies claim, go HERE.

7 comments:

Joy said...

I had an affair with him, too, and it's in the chapter of my memoir "Tiger and the Cougar."

Wonder Man said...

hot mess

Michael Rivers said...

My affair with him is breaking on the 6pm news. I thought I'd give your readers the scoop!

Mechadude2001 said...

You know why you're my favorite journalist? "Chaste maiden, can-i-get-a-check itis."

Mark in DE said...

Everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame.

Sam said...

talk about a ho in one.
Girl I never knew you had it in you. You ol' dirty ho.
:)

Todd said...

i never watched tool academy but i remember shawn was one hot douchie. i love hot str8 douchies -- they are good for using and dumping them. don't you have better pics of him, with that crazy hair do?????

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