Monday, February 22, 2010

My Thoughts Regarding Tiger Woods


This simple flow-chart from TDW echoes my sentiments EXACTLY regarding the whole Tiger Woods saga. See, that was pretty easy - wasn't it?!

11 comments:

kayce. said...

although i am tired AS SHIT of hearing about tiger woods, you're wrong here... most of tiger's money comes from endorsement deals ~ meaning his income relies on people buying shit w/ his face/name attached. those endorsers dropped him like a flaming bag of shit when the hos came out of the woodworks. tiger wants those endorsement dollars back, AND would like us (i use that loosely ~ i never bought tiger shit b/c i'm not an 18-32 straight male) to buy his shit. ergo: apology. he's not actually sorry, everyone knows that, but he'd never get those deals back w/ out a public mea culpa. it's all a farce, and THAT'S why i'm over it.

Big Mark 243 said...

Mine too!

David Dust said...

Kayce -

You're right, of course. I'm simply a sucker for an easy-to-understand flow chart.

XOXOXOXOXOXO

MJ said...

You know, I just really don't care about Tiger. What I found interesting was trading the the stock market dropped from 6 mill to 1 mill trades during his speech.
I do like the flow chart though -).
Also, will take this op to wish Miss Ginger a Happy, Happy Birthday!!! Have a great day!!!

froggy said...

Tiger did not use enough descriptive language in his apology. Phrases I would recommend - 'beyond stupid', 'dangerously irresponsible', 'criminally selfish', 'poorest example of fathering next to beating my wife', 'std-ly idiotic', 'voluntary castration' 'i blame to embrace Eunuch-ism as a path to worthiness', 'lower than slime'.
Please re-do the apology and submit for re-grading.

Joy said...

I like it! And, like you, I don't care about any of this but do like a flow chart!

kayce. said...

i just realized how many times i used the word "shit" in my (relatively short, for me) comment... in my defense, this was PRE-coffee, so maybe i should do my own chart relating how my likelihood to curse is affected (hopefully i used the right version) by the level of caffeine in my blood. :)

David Dust said...

Kayce -

Shit girL - Your last comment made me LOL, and shit!!

XOXOXOXOXOX

Jennie said...

Is it bad that want him to shut up, keep it in his pants, and go away?

Oh and shit.

That was for Kayce. ;)

>p.b.

Mechadude2001 said...

I for one agree with the flowchart. I don' think the apology is only about money from sponsors... I also think that it's a neccessary morsel that has to be fed to the masses (media) for him to move on with his life, and not get hounded by this, and finally get some normalcy and privacy.
I'm sure his publicist knows that bit.
As far as the endorsements... look at Kobe Bryant. He had a rape charge against him... but he's back with endorsements. Either the public doesn't have much of a memory, or they don't care like they claim they do.

Michael Rivers said...

Love this! Very true!

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