The big-mouths of The Insider (including my Penn State journalism classmate Lara Spencer) got in Gary Coleman's little wee face yesterday about allegations that he has a "volatile" relationship with his wife.
And here is what the Grand Mistress of Snark, Michael K of Dlisted, had to say...
Gary was lying when he said he doesn't have a volatile relationship with anybody. It's obvious that Gary has a volatile relationship with lotion, because they haven't touched each other for years. Seriously, can the heavens open up and shower Gary with Baby Oil?
As I've said before, I want to be Michael K. when I grow up.