Thursday, November 11, 2010

Stereotype World Map


Click to embiggen. Unsurprisingly, I live in the land of "Freaks". My favorites? New Zealand ("Hobbits") and Antarctica ("Stupid Penguins").

Where do you live? Where have you visited?

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9 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

I live in the Land of the Stoners, Dude.

Grew up in Drunks and Nothing Land.

I have visited
Jesus and Meth Land
Freak Land
Inbreeding Land
and
Lazy F*cks Land

Marker said...

Hrmmmm . . . I give it a C- for laziness and a little plagiarism. It might have been a D or even an F were it not for the "Libertarians' Wet Dream" of Somalia, which is perfect.

Australia is Arkansas with a beach? Hello? That could not be more wrong. The UK and Ireland = "inbreeding"?? WTF?

And yeah - Northern Europeans? Just "Assholes". Those Scandinavians - such assholes. Those Dutch - such assholes.

WEAK.

Peter said...

It's official, I'm a [Dutch] Asshole* who has visited other Assholes, Lazy Fucks, the Corrupt and Broken, Inbreeders, but also the Freaks and Jesus & Meth.

*Thanks Marker!
BTW, always look at the bright side of life!

Anonymous said...

Duuuuuude, like the most excellent Froggy, I too reside in the land of Stoners. I also grew up here.

I've visited Jesus and Meth land (which sounds like a pretty rad theme park., Drunks and Nothings and also Drugland. I'm sending my oldest to the land of Inbreeding, though thankfully with no close relations. Dodged that bullet.

Marker said...

@Peter - I thought it would be evident, but in case not: I was parroting what I see as the map's extremely wrong, unfunny, and clumsy generalization of Northern Europeans in my earlier comment about Scandinavians and Dutch. Those are absolutely not my opinions.

Robert Kent said...

What drunks!! I have never been so offended eh!! When I sober up I am so going to get madder or something..oh wait I also go down to stoner land so life will be all good again. Viva Vancouver and Viva Seattle baby :-)

Joy said...

Oh yes, I live in Jesus and Meth Land. Too bad it's not Haysoose and Limon Land.

Funny, Marker!

Unknown said...

I live in the land of Hobbits... which also happens to be the land of gorgeous pacific islander men. If you've never been to NZ, it's worth a trip just to catch a glimpse of those beautiful brown boys!

David Dust said...

Aussie -

I've always wanted to - men from the Pacific Islands are GORGEOUS.

Thanks for the comment.

XOXOXO

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