Thursday, August 11, 2011

Investment Advice ...


... from Lady Bunny:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. 
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. 
Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


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3 comments:

mrs. miss alaineus said...

what do you all get for cans? we get a DIME per can for deposit- maybe we should crush them and scrap them.

on a side note, i used the deposit from like one jillion cans to pay for my college tuition before. no joke. i would go through the the garbage cans on campus every night and averaged about 40 bucks a week in returns. when your tuition is 37/ credit hour, it pays to garbage pick!

xxalainaxx

Tivo Mom said...

love it...

Joy said...

You are excellent, MMA!!!

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