Friday, February 12, 2010

God Hates Shrimp!


As any good Christian knows - The Gays are bad.  But remember, God ALSO hates shrimp, crab, lobster, clams and mussels.

So after you attend your tea bagging parties and anti-gay rallies, you BETTER not head to Red Lobster or Bubba Gump with your opposite-marriage family.  That would make God angry.  It says so in the Bible, so it has to be true.

Learn more HERE.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

adventists would be there

Miss Ginger Grant said...

That photo was taken somewhere in Houston. "Metro" is the logo for our HORRIBLE mass transit fleet, and that's city hall in the background!

mrs.missalaineus said...

have any of y'all ever been in a red lobster after church gets out on a sunday???????????

don't get me started on god and bacon. . . .

xxalainaxx

Joy said...

LOL This phrase will stay with me forever!

Ryan said...

Very funny!

Beth said...

Yes. Shellfish is an abomination. :D XOXO

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