My Chair

This is my chair, my seat of power: 

My presidency, ministry - ivory tower.

This is my chair whence I command; 

Scream my orders, dictate - demand!

This is my chair from where I rule: 

I am sovereign; you are fool.

This is my chair, in which I snooze, 

Fantasise and swill my booze:

Pretend to be that which I’m not:

For what I am, is not a lot!

Please come back tomorrow for the White Meat Monday version of "My Chair" ...

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