Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Should I Take One Last Trip To Arby's ?


I really shouldn't be worrying about all of THIS, since the rapture/judgment day/end times is scheduled for this Saturday. Does anyone know what time Jeebus is scheduled to return and collect his peeps?? I'd like to be sitting at the Arby's in Middle Village, Queens when I get left behind. Some delicious roast beef might help ease the pain of eternal damnation.



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7 comments:

froggy said...

Okay, you've got it all wrong. Heaven is lined with Arby's and chocolate shops and coffeeshops and ice cream shops... besides the rapture believing people will be going to re-education camps so they can be reprogrammed so the place will be open to the rest of us to party!!

Dan said...

I love Froggy's thinking, no surprise there.

I have been asking for an exact time as well, but no one has gotten back to me on that. I am supposed to be getting my hair done and why waste the $60 if I dont have to.

Bob said...

I've heard that Jeebus will be coming at six o'clock in each time zone, which means those bitches in California get three more hours than us!!

Well be having our annual party that day, and I'll be serving Rapture-itas and Second Comings Of Tamales.

designing wally said...

I'd drive a lady, but I gotta work!

Robert-Kent said...

Hi David I heard this rapture was happening around 6 pm I think that is pacific time however, am still trying to get it clarified because damn I need to stock up on the vodka. Will see ya down there in that Damnation place I heard the "gays" have down wonders with the place....

Mechadude2001 said...

You are hilarious. "Before Jesus collects his peeps."
LOL

Miss Ginger Grant said...

You've seen what the gays can do with an old dump... in the (misquoted) words of Cher Horowitz: "Hell is the new HEAVEN!"

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