Saturday, May 28, 2011

Totally Straight Rep. Aaron Schock Turns 30


Non-gay Congresstwink Aaron Schock (R - Fire Island Pines), who is TOTALLY not gay, turns 30 years old today. Happy Birthday Girl Congressman!


Reports say that Miss Thang Rep. Schock celebrated at a Mimosa Brunch with friends from the Gym, followed by a quick mani/pedi and then a disco nap in preparation for tonight's club-hopping. Just like any normal, warm-blooded, All-American straight dude.

"GUUUUURRRRLLL - you BETTER be at the Club tonight!"



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4 comments:

Sassy said...

lmfao...

Mmm hmmm. He is very...metrosexual? snickers.

Miss Ginger Grant said...

RUDE! Se CURA tay! I love it!

Robert-Kent said...

Honey that belt don't lie...it didn't in 1982 and it doesn't in 2011...

Mechadude2001 said...

Hilarious! And that first photo, that outfit screams Family.

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