Non-gay Congresstwink Aaron Schock (R - Fire Island Pines), who is TOTALLY not gay, turns 30 years old today. Happy Birthday
Reports say that
Miss Thang Rep. Schock celebrated at a Mimosa Brunch with friends from the Gym, followed by a quick mani/pedi and then a disco nap in preparation for tonight's club-hopping. Just like any normal, warm-blooded, All-American straight dude.
|"GUUUUURRRRLLL - you BETTER be at the Club tonight!"|