Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Programming Note


Blogging will be much lighter than usual this week/weekend, as I will be getting out of the City and heading to beautiful Raystown Lake (above) with my Dad, Stepmom, Brother and Sister-In-Law.


My family has taken this trip for years, and they've always wanted me to join them. However, I've always refused due to the fact that NO AIR CONDITIONING + FAT SWEATY DIVA = EVIL MISERABLE FAT SWEATY DIVA. Which, BTW, is also the name of the drag queen heavy metal band I manage in my spare time (below). Look for our album - Evil Miserable Fat Sweaty Diva "Live In Times Square" - to drop in the fall.


Anywhore, don't you know that - in order to accommodate his favorite Fat Sweaty Diva - Papa Bunny went and found a fully furnished cabin at the lake WITH air conditioning!! So now it's safe (?) for me to go. Papa Bunny, in case you haven't figured it out, is a Saint.


Here's a heads up for the Lake Raystown Paparazzi (above): I'm certain that pictures of moi FISHING AND DRINKING BEER FROM CANS could fetch a pretty penny from the National Enquirer, Gay Field & Gay Stream or maybe Ripley's Believe It Or Not.  However, much like Lindsay Lohan when she tips off the Paps before drunkenly staggering out of rehab a nightclub, I require a percentage of all profits. Coors Light and live bait ain't gonna pay for themselves, you know.



5 comments:

froggy said...

Enjoy and relax :-)
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Tom A. said...

wait what? That looks just like my FAVORITE spot in the entire world!

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/42467910.jpg

designing wally said...

Have a great time!
xoxox

Kailyn said...

Coors Light? You know you drink Genesee Cream Ale.

Have fun!

mrs. miss alaineus said...

hey now, don't hate on genny. genny cream ale is actually kinda good. i pictured dd as more of a keystone light guy myself.


ENJOY! bring a ton of bug spray and extra socks!


xxalainaxx

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