Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Facing the Situation at the Plaza


The historic Plaza Hotel - which should be re-named the "Plaza Condos Plus A Few Hotel Rooms Without Views" - is reportedly negotiating with Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to become the face of the Plaza's new gym...


Um ... have these people actually looked at this guy's FACE??? Sorrentino looks like he fell face-first off the Ugly Tree and hit every branch going down. 

Yes, The Situation has a slammin' body - but the FACE??   Oy ... THAT FACE...



It's a shame that Abs can't speak.

6 comments:

Bob said...

Oh, the abs are speaking.
They're saying "Don't look at my face!"

Daddy Squeeze Me! said...

I dont find any of the shore men that attractive to be honest.

Miss Ginger Grant said...

If his abs could speak I'm sure they would sound just as stupid as the rest of him, and Miss Ginger would have to tell them to shut the fuck up!

Joy said...

OMG, what next?

Unknown said...

Butterface is fine with me.

Mark in DE said...

LOL @ Bob!

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