Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Pre-Flight Safety Announcements ...


“Ladies and gentlemen, at this time we’d like to direct your attention to Ramón in the center aisle of the aircraft. Ramón will be showing off his fabulous biceps AND pectorals, so we ask for your complete attention. In the event of an emergency, please assume the Bracing Position, but keep in mind that the proper placement of your head is in YOUR OWN lap - NOT Ramón's . Thank you for flying Chelsea-Hell's Kitchen Airlines - and have a pleasant day.”

1 comment:

Mechadude2001 said...

Damn, I want to be in his lap.

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