Maybe for Counterfeiting? What about "Crimes Against Fashion"?!? Seriously, this dude needs to be incarcerated for SOMETHING. If they can shut down parts of Chinatown for selling handbags with fake logos, surely they could figure out some kind of trumped-up charges which would send this idiot away for a while.
Too bad there's not a law forbidding people from being ridiculously stupid. Or tacky.