Thursday, December 4, 2008

AssHat-apedia


Conservapedia is the Right Wing's answer to Wikipedia - where God-fearing, true Ammurikans can get the 'TRUTH', without having to rely on the "liberal media". If it wasn't so (unintentionally) hysterical, it would really piss me off. Their motto: The Truth Shall Set You Free. Barf.

For starters, here is the first paragraph on their Barack Obama entry (emphasis mine):

Barack Hussein Obama II (allegedly born in Honolulu, August 4, 1961) served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2004-2008) and then, along with his running mate Senator Joseph Biden, won the presidential election after twenty-three months of campaigning, raising and spending an unprecedented $650 million, most of which came from anonymous donors. An apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office.
WOW- tell me more!!! Read the entire masterpiece of fuckery HERE.

17 comments:

frogponder said...

Velly, velly, inner-esting. Free speech is a messy thing. I didn't think Wikipedia needed an opposite site.

Joy said...

These ignorant dumbasses are too stupid to live! (but how do I really feel?) LOL

chef_the_city said...

um... i am SOOO not clicking the link. mostly b/c i can't take the stupidity but also b/c i don't want to give them clicks. omg i love that people actually consider that unbiased truth.

Wonder Man said...

What? They are stupid

Marker said...

Go, Joy!! So true.

I'm totally with Chef - I don't want to see any more of teh stupid, and I don't want to give them a single click.

Yup, them there's some Real 'murcans for ya. What a bunch of knuckle-dragging cave-dwellers. "Allegedly born in Hawaii" Let it go already, losers. Sorry, you were born 50+ years too late.

We are seeing the death throes of the white male Xtianist consolidation of power. It's ugly, and it's going to get a lot uglier. If these troglodytes don't think B. Hussein Obama is a legitimate president, can we expect them to behave as though the government has any authority? No.

Get ready for our own brand of home-grown terrorists to make a re-appearance. They've been relatively quiet during the Dark Ages of Dubya, but now that they feel less powerful, expect them to start acting out on a wider scale.

Jimmy said...

Looks like a clearing house for wing-nut propaganda.

Jennie said...

I get so angry with this sort of garbage. Calling it information doesn't mean it isn't racist bullshit.

Dannelle said...

I agree with froggy and joy- so Jeremiah was a bullfrog-Joy to the World all you boys and girls, I do not UNDERSTAND bigotry, ain't going there, no click no money...Dannelle

theminx said...

Wow, that was entertaining as hell. lol

Anonymous said...

allegedly born in honolulu? why, that's not even america... that's too exotic.

did you guys watch jay leno last night (i never watch it but i was flipping through the channels)? they had the battle of the jaywalkers, and when they asked the contestants what were the 49th and 50th states, this girl actually said, "hawaii and canada"!!!!

well, allegedly GWB has a brain and a heart, but i haven't seen any evidence of that.

these people are the same ones that make the museum of creationism possible...

Berry Blog said...

They create miracles in a modern world...the miracle is, that they manage to twist the truth and believe it themselves?

Miss Ginger Grant said...

Huh???!!!
Can you imagine if some poor, innocent school kid accidentally googled that crap to research a school project!?

Anonymous said...

and more of these people's dumbass-ity: they are so fixated with obama's middle name -- yet his first name is a common arabic name (barack) but they don't know that so they don't even make an issue of it.

and further, many arabs are christian (specially from lebanon, syria and iraq), not moslem (and historically most arabs in the US were christian, it wasn't until more recent heavier arab immigration to the US started that it became more moslem than christian).

miss alaineus said...

i will have to go there and make fun too. have you read any of the al franken books???? they are wicked funny and sadly true.

always a pleasure-- cant wait for the top chef recap!

xxalainaxx

Triannah_94 said...

lol fuckery... somethings on Wikipedia are just too dumb to beleive. Theres a certain tablespoon of common sense one should use b4 viewig info on the site. :D

Anonymous said...

I've typed homosexuality into its search engine and what I have found is so appaling and untrue. These people behing this are so biased and their facts are not objective: you can see that it is a manner of opinion!

Mark in DE said...

Nauseating.

Mark :-)

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