Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Explosives Found Near "The Urges" !


Eight blocks of plastic C-4 explosives were found in the Marble Hill Cemetery (above) yesterday - along with a bizarre note that was signed by "Jesus". The historic cemetery is located in the East Village - right around the corner from my favorite "modern dance" venue - the Urge Lounge (AKA "The Urges").


Why is Jeebus trying to blow up my favorite go-go bar???


4 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

Oh noes! Just where is Carl Paladino today...?

Anonymous said...

No,no Jeebus. Bombz iz baaaad.

Sam said...

They were going to blow up a bunch of dead people?

Miss Ginger Grant said...

Oh, no!! I hope none of our "scholarship recipients" were hurt!!!

Sam: you crack me up!!

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