Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Mario Lopez Is A Big Ho


The latest news on the Mario Lopez front is that he cheated on his Dancing With The Stars girlfriend, Karina Smirnoff (above) with some Hooters Ho (below)...


I don't care what anybody thinks, when you are as gorgeous as Mario Lopez, I feel it's your DUTY to be slutty. You got to spread that hotness around! I'm next...


16 comments:

Jennie said...

yeah, he's a man-slut, but damn! You gotta spread that around! He should just not have girlfriends.

Dan said...

That aint all he's spreading. I cant stand him!

SailorAlphaCentauri said...

At least the girl he was cheating with seemed more his speed. I mean, he's hot and all, but I think he's been dating out of his league. He needs to be the pretty one in the relationship (it's a waste of cuteness).

Howard said...

If I looked like Mario, I would be the biggest ho Delaware had ever seen. Just sayin'...

mikeinbama said...

"There's some Ho's in this house"
"There's some Ho's in the house"

David Dust said...

OMG Mike - I used to LOVE that song. Back in the day, when a DJ would play that song the crowd would go CRAZY!

Mark in DE said...

I will take sloppy seconds when Mario is done with you, boo!

Mark :-)

David Dust said...

Mark - that's a deal!

Joy said...

Dancing Flame says Mario is a man-ho! Karina is such a tempestuous diva that it's a wonder she didn't cut a bitch!

Beth said...

me either Dan!!!! he's a man whore!!! I never liked him, but esp. after he got married..for like 2 seconds..and cheated at his bachelor party or something like that.....that girl was lucky she got out when she did.

David Dust said...

Darling Joy -

That avatar is TOO funny. When I approve my comments, the avatar isn't shown, so I had NO idea why you were bringing up "Dancing Flame".

Now I know...

XOXOXOXOXO

David Dust said...

Dan and Beth -

Stop talking shit on my man!!! It is his DUTY to be a big slut - he's that gorgeous. I don't care about his personality, etc. In fact, I don't even want that Ho to speak - just TAKE.CARE.OF.BIDNESS.

xoxoxo

chef_the_city said...

i am sure you ARE next... lolz. he's about a half-step away from being gay anyway, so you could pop his cherry (tho its possibly already popped). didn't he cheat on a girl to go w/ the DwTS chick? if so, she shoulda seen it coming... =)

mistress maddie said...

I agree with Jennie.He dosen't need girlfriends,he needs boyfriends!I'm just sayin- I'll volunteer first.

Anonymous said...

Dust, you ain't right dude !! (LOL) - (LMAO) -

TAMmommy said...

Yeah, well, if I was dating Karina I'd be cheating too....


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