One of my favorite shows, 24, premieres tonight on Fox. I came across some "true facts" about 24's lead character - Jack Bauer. Here are some of my favorites...Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.
Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
And here is one that only true fans of the show will understand:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Check out the entire hilarious list of Jack Bauer "Facts" HERE.
5 comments:
HAHAHA!!!!
My husband wants to BE Jack Bauer!!! He loves that show...and I don't blame him.
XOXOXOXOX
I;m in love with Jack
totally laughing! i can't wait for the episode!!! thanks for posting this.
Will you still like me if I confess that I've never watched it?
LMAO! I have loved the Chuck Norris blurbs, but oh lord, the Jack Bauer ones are even better! I have to start watching 24!
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