Monday, May 12, 2008

White Meat Monday - Republican Baby Mama Drama


Congressman Vito Fossella, New York City's only Republican member of Congress, is almost certainly nursing a Mother's Day hangover today. You see, he was recently busted for drunk driving in Virginia and admitted to fathering a 3-year-old daughter to a woman who was NOT his wife. Fossella is yet another politician who intends on keeping the "party" in the Republican Party.

Fossella was pulled over after running a red light in early May, and found to have twice the legal limit of alcohol in his blood - which carries a mandatory prison sentence if convicted. And his MISTRESS was the one he called to bail him out of the drunk tank. Classy.

Furthermore, his wealthy father and uncle have been financially supporting the mistress and the baby daughter, and his real wife has moved out of their Staten Island home in disgust. But even through all of this, Fossella is STILL considering running for re-election. I PRAY he does, so the Democrats can take his "safe" Republican seat.

Congressman Fossella just happens to be one of those "family values" Republicans who has voted time and time again against Gay Rights, and he voted FOR impeaching President Clinton. Also, he shuns his lesbian sister, her partner, and their children because she is gay.

Again … Classy.

7 comments:

Jennie said...

Drunk driving, adultery and ignorant prejudice? Yep, sounds like a Republican elected official to me.

Beth said...

What an upstanding guy he is! Nice to know that while he's out screwing around and not using protectiona and making babies with his mistress that his gay sister is at home with her partner.....the world is going to hell ass-backwards!!! and all these politicians!!!! SHEESH!!!

David Dust said...

Makes me want to switch to the Republican Party - the party of "family values"...

Joy said...

It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it? Let's hope his wife will not stand up there beside him when he apologizes. I hate when they do that.

Gotta have those family values! Hypocritical bastards. (sorry, bastards, for the comparing you to Republicans)

mikeinbama said...

The only missing from the story is a trailer, a tornado and a dog named duke. I don't care how much money your have, you can't cover up white trash.

ie, see Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

David Dust said...

Mike - you made me LOL here at work. We have a French TV shoot going on downstairs in the restaurant, and I KNOW they just heard me screaming! Woops. Or should I say "excusez-moi".

:)

Howard said...

I am sure he was working so hard protecting marriage from the likes of me he was needing a way to let go of the pent-up excitement, for at least the past 4 years or more.

At least this one had a wife smart enough to leave without posing for the required 'family is the best support evah' photo-op.

Wonder who gets to interview his interns first?

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