Saturday, November 21, 2009

You Must Be THIS BIG To Ride Rihanna...


According to Dlisted, Rihanna is a big Size Queen...
RiRi explained, "He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn't make it fun."

In other words, you can only stand under her umbrella ella ella eh eh eh if you're hung like a side of beef.

I find this story extremely intriguing because it was recently reported that Rihanna is dating actor Tristan Wilds, 20. Many of you know Tristan from the new 90210 - but to me he will always be the young kid who became a hardened criminal, Michael Lee, from HBO's The Wire.

I guess Mr. Wilds "has what it takes" to date RiRi...

2 comments:

Mechadude2001 said...

It does look like Tristan might meet the requirements. He would have to, for RiRi to turn down Braylon Edwards in the club.

kayce. said...

i guess it's safe to say that princess riri has a type: chris brown, then drake, now tristan ~ they all look pretty similar, especially tristan and chris. let's hope that tristan doesn't have that same beat-y attitude, tho.

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