The last time I had Arby's was when I was visiting the family in Pennsylvania at Christmas - so I rely on my Dust Bunnies to keep me in the Arby's loop. Remember Miss Ginger's ACROBATIC PHOTOGRAPHY in the name of Roast Beef? It earned her a Dust Bunny of the Week Award.
I get a kick every time one of you sends me an email that says "I went to Arby's today, and thought of you". You have NO IDEA how often I get that email - and I love it each time. But I'm going to ask you all a favor - TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF AT ARBY'S THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE THERE. Preferably with a big-ass Roast Beef in your hand. And if you're by yourself, don't ask the Curly Fry Ho to take your picture - they'll grease up your equipment. It will be a fun way for us to see what everyone else looks like - and all cute pictures of Dust Bunnies with Arby's meat will get posted on my blog. Send your Arby's pics to daviddust@gmail.com.
Dust Bunny Amber Lemay didn't send me a picture of herself at Arby's (she seems more like a KFC kinda gal anyway) - but Amber DID send me some Arby's funny crap yesterday...
FYI: Arby's is hiring gals/guys with great tits. AS LONG AS THEY STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY GAIL SIMMONS...
And this is their newest ad campaign proves this. This was INSPIRED by Gail Simmons...
Anyone remember Arby's OLD ad campaign?...
Well, they must have run out of money and decided to go REALLY low-tech with this approach. Just a billboard and a balloon with a really long string...
Wait ... "Dagmar" is the name of a Meteorologist? Seriously? Lordy - that could be the name of the newest sandwich at Arby's. "I'll take the Dagmar & Cheddar with a side of Curly Fries". Sounds kinda good.
I get a kick every time one of you sends me an email that says "I went to Arby's today, and thought of you". You have NO IDEA how often I get that email - and I love it each time. But I'm going to ask you all a favor - TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF AT ARBY'S THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE THERE. Preferably with a big-ass Roast Beef in your hand. And if you're by yourself, don't ask the Curly Fry Ho to take your picture - they'll grease up your equipment. It will be a fun way for us to see what everyone else looks like - and all cute pictures of Dust Bunnies with Arby's meat will get posted on my blog. Send your Arby's pics to daviddust@gmail.com.
Dust Bunny Amber Lemay didn't send me a picture of herself at Arby's (she seems more like a KFC kinda gal anyway) - but Amber DID send me some Arby's funny crap yesterday...
FYI: Arby's is hiring gals/guys with great tits. AS LONG AS THEY STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY GAIL SIMMONS...
And this is their newest ad campaign proves this. This was INSPIRED by Gail Simmons...
Anyone remember Arby's OLD ad campaign?...
Well, they must have run out of money and decided to go REALLY low-tech with this approach. Just a billboard and a balloon with a really long string...
Wait ... "Dagmar" is the name of a Meteorologist? Seriously? Lordy - that could be the name of the newest sandwich at Arby's. "I'll take the Dagmar & Cheddar with a side of Curly Fries". Sounds kinda good.
9 comments:
"DAGMAR"???? Really? dang, her parents hated her, didn't they....poor girl.
and I will SO send you a picture of me at Arby's, with my GIANT roast beef. yes, I get a giant....and curly fries....and a dr. pepper. yum. is that a good breakfast, cuz I'm hungry now!
XOXOXOXOXOX
I've always wondered where there is an Arby's in Manhattan....
DD - I knew you'd like those!! And yes, Arby's is my fats food chain o' choice. It's just that there aren't any in Vermont.
The closest one is 100 miles away in Saratoga Springs, NY - home of the infamous horse racing tracks... hmmmm... if there are no glue factories there... nevermind.
BUT when I do get to visit an Arby's my order is always the same... "Beef'n Cheddar on a regular bun, Curly Fries and extra Arby's Sauce." Gotta have the extra sauce for the fries.
Keep bloggin', DD. I'm lovin' it!
David, dear David,
Don't hate me for this, but....
There is an Arby's here in Smallville. I pass it every day when I go into town.
But......this is so hard....I have never eaten there. Or at any Arby's. Ever.
I.....I can't believe I'm saying this......I.
Don't.
Eat.
Fast.
Food.
God, I am a horrible horrible man!
Miss G - The only Arby's in Manhattan closed about a year ago. I have to go out to Queens to get Roast Beef now - which I haven't done in ages.
Bob - As I said yesterday, you are to TOTAL McBitch!! :)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
David... it tickles me where the sun doesn't shine knowing you're back on the internets blogging your heart out!! As a welcome back present, related to this posting of course, here's an Arby's coupon for a free burger for you and your readers:
http://queerinmysoup.blogspot.com/2009/03/free-arbys-roast-burger-with-drink.html
Hey, in this economy, if you're going to visit the place, might as well make it free, right?!
Bisous!!
Rico
Oh my lord, I should work at Arby's!
David, you are SO concerned about Gail's boobies, I'm thinking of considering you an honorary straight man....
You can't stop the creative monkeys. (says Carla)
You know, Bob's almost perfect, isn't he?
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